Silly Animal Laws

Possessing more than one bear gallbladder is illegal in California.

--California Fish and Game Code 4758

In California to exhibit a pig requires a health certificate.

--California Food and Agriculture Code 10721

In California it is illegal to abuse an elephant. I am not sure about smaller animals.

--California Penal Code 596.5

Every bull, while grazing in open range, must do so in the company of 30 or more cows in California. No lonely bulls in California I can tell you.

-- California Food and Agriculture Code 16233

In Arizona a horse can also be an ass, a mule, or a burro. People can also be an ass.

--Arizona Revised Statutes 3-2121